On Walking Tours

I’ve done walking tours across +25 countries in Europe, and the reason I keep coming back are for 4 main reasons:

  1. Free (just need to tip at the end)
  2. Gives a nice overview of the new city and helps me catch my bearings (Doing it the first day is incredibly helpful to find out cheap places to eat and where to go out)
  3. Opportunity to meet people (can’t tell you how many friends I’ve made from them)
  4. Gives me the ability to memorize one obscure fact that I can pawn off as my own knowledge in a random future pub to impress strangers (and ideally improve my chances of being seen as a not complete degenerate, or a worthy companion to a cute female)

With all that in mind, I’ve found quite a few similarities from country to country that I find entertaining/interesting. If you want to avoid some walking tours, become slightly less ignorant of the world, or improve your own chances of impressing your significant other / person of interest / pet cat, then feel free to read on about the weird facts.

Disclaimer: I’m going to make generalizations. These apply to some European cities, but obviously not all.

  • Water out the window. Back in the day, to get rid of human waste (I’ll let you deduce what all of this encompasses), people would just toss it out of their window into the streets. To avoid it hitting the people below, a lot of cities had their own expressions to warn the people to move out of harm’s way. Scots would yell “gardyloo”, Spanish would yell “Aqua va!”, etc.
  • Why do buildings have a second floor that sticks out further than the first floor? Answer: Taxes. A lot of cities used to charge based on the square footage from the ground, so people could save extra money if they built their homes with a smaller base
  • Circular paint spots on old buildings? Most likely old bullet holes from a civil war.
  • Why are staircases in castles built to spiral in a clockwise direction? Since castles were fortifications, these staircases were designed to be narrow and difficult for enemy soldiers to fight their way up. By building these staircases clockwise, the enemy (mostly right-handed) would need to round each curve of the wall before striking the defenders, often exposing themselves in the process. This gave the defenders a massive advantage, as they would be able to protect themselves using the inner wall and attack the enemy with their right hand wielding their swords. Other defense strategies were often put in place, such as intentionally making certain halls dark/dimly lit, having uneven stairs, trap doors in certain sections, holes where archers could shoot through, etc.
  • Why was a certain city district destroyed? Always comes down to a couple things, which are easily guessable based on the region. Its either a natural disaster (earthquake, fire) or humans (wars)
  • Every city in Europe swears they are “different from everyone else” and have a “cafe culture” where *shockingly, gasp* people love to drink coffee and gossip. Never would’ve guessed that. Can’t believe people like to be caffeinated or drink. Why would anyone ever do that.
  • Rules of Equestrian Statues: If the horse is rearing up and has 2 feet raised off the ground, then the rider died in battle. If the horse has one foot raised, then the rider died of injuries sustained in action shortly after the battle ended. And if the horse has all four hooves on the ground, then the rider died of natural causes.
  • Almost all things associated with culture and history can be explained by one of these 4 empires:
    • Roman Empire – greatest influence on western culture—especially in regard to architecture, language, literature, art, and science
    • Ottoman Empire – Islamic empire of Suleyman the Magnificent that covered: Southeastern Europe, Western Asia, and North Africa
    • British Empire – had about a quarter of the planet and population at its height and colonies on every continent
    • Macedonian Empire – one of the shortest-lived but most powerful empires in the world, under Alexander the Great
  • Most cities have fallen to one of the 4 empires listed above, before eventually gaining their country’s independence
  • Food is incredibly regionally based.
    • Irish and English Breakfast is basically the same
    • All the Balkans basically eat the same thing. Bureks for breakfast, some type of meat platter and salad for the other meals.
    • Germany, Austria, and Hungary have similar cuisines (basis of meat and potatoes)
    • Shall I go on?
  • Mention of World War 1 or 2 and the effects it had on the city. (Communistic architecture, concentration camps, destroyed buildings, etc)
  • Walking tours usually focus around Old Town, because Old Town > New Town – better for accommodation, restaurants, and nightlife usually
  • Numbers of religion are fabricated and higher than actuality. Some censuses don’t even have an option for non-religious / atheists. Religion in some areas is also viewed as cultural (e.g. people will view themselves as Muslim but won’t practice or follow all rules)
    • Eastern European countries are definitely more religious than Western European countries, and religion is still very much engrained in the city culture / practices
  • Height limitations on city buildings – Unlike the US, there are not many skyscrapers due to the rules about buildings not being higher than a particular church or government building.
  • Lot of old fortresses overlooking or in the outskirts of cities. These places where men have laid down their lives and fallen for the city has now been reduced to the make-out spot for teenagers
  • Cities almost always have a strategic access to water, being built around a river or coastline, with an old system of wells or aqueducts in place
  • Cities are either cat or dog focused, and they love em dearly.
    • Edinburgh, Scotland has a statue erected for a dog (Greyfriars Bobby) that died 150 years ago. Many people call it the “most famous statue” in all of Edinburgh.
    • Dubrovnik, Croatia once constructed a small house for a cat (Anastazija) on a step of the Rector’s Palace, and when the government decided to remove the house, it sparked an outrage amongst the people. The people protested and began writing negative reviews of the museum – bringing it down to 1.8 out of 10 stars. They also had an online petition that received more votes than what the mayor got when he was elected.
  • Tours always start in the central square (called a piazza, plaza, etc.)

With all this in mind, the next time you find yourself in a new city, I highly recommend you do a walking tour. And I’ll also look forward to hearing your obscure, random fact over some drinks at the pub.

First Time Over the Pond

So I’ve been traveling Europe for >2 months now and decided to look back at my notes I took during my first country abroad in Europe: Ireland. These notes were taken in pubs, on trains, buses, and at 3am, so please dont judge me too much…

  • Steering wheel on the opposite side. Driving on the opposite side. They’re driving wrong! OR PARADIGM SHIFT (#thanksStevenCovey for teaching me that word) we are driving wrong…
  • Outlets are different here. Found out that Ireland and UK share an outlet type, and the rest of Europe has a whole different outlet. Had to buy an adapter for all my tech shit.
  • I’m not from America, I’m from the States. There are ALOT of countries in America
  • Irish girls are cute (or maybe its just the people visiting…or maybe its just any accent besides the typical American…or maybe I’m just drunk)
  • Like NYC, can’t get into clubs without nice pants. Joggers are called track suits here, and do not work
  • Locals are confused what I meant when I asked if there was “pickup” games for sports like football (soccer) – sad, I really wanted to jump in on their 5-a-side footsie games, which all seem to be regulated and part of different leagues
  • Getting the feeling that I will think US cities are boring after traveling across Europe. There is just so much more history, cool old shit, and building designs here.
  • Trinity College reminds me of Princeton’s campus
  • St. Patricks Cathedral and Book of Kells are dope
  • Music is interesting
    • About 30% of their “big hit” songs played in the club I’ve never heard of
    • Don’t judge me for being pretentious, but I kinda feel like there is a delay with music hits here and they are a little outdated. A lot of the pubs, hostels, and public areas don’t play recent hit songs, but hit songs from 5-15 years ago. Its like visiting my Mother or Grandma and seeing that they are still using VCRs and DVD players haha
    • After spending more than a week in Ireland, I’ve now decided that bar/club music can be described as basic white boy – if you can play Mr. Brightside, Sweet Caroline, and Country Roads you have the creative right to play in any bar from Dublin to Galway
  • I’m creating a new rule for myself to hold off on booking several days for a place at once. (I had this fear of not finding a hostel, but I think its worth the risk) There is so much to see in Ireland but I’m strapped to returning (at least at night) now to Dublin for 5 days. Think I could’ve done Dublin in 2-3 days no problem.
    • EDIT: It was definitely worth staying in Dublin for 5 days. Met a lot of really cool people and did some amazing day trips during days 3-5. But I still agree with this idea of booking places only for a few days at first, and extending as needed
  • Best way to get a list of places is to talk to the locals. Not “top 10” lists on Google. If you have to resort to online lists, check Reddit, as its written by people and there’s no paid posts or sponsorships
  • Funneist line I heard in Ireland:
    • Irishman speaking to me: “so where you from, lad?”
    • Englishman: “He’s from the land where they play rugby, but for pussies.”
    • Irishman: “Ah, America! And you all don’t even call it the right name, you fake footballers”
  • Just walking down Grafton or Camden street can inspire anyone to dust off their guitar or keyboard and get practicing
  • It’s called “takeaway” here and not take out. Guess they are similar enough.
  • Places are open way later than US typical bars, and food options are plenty once bars close. Some of the places do have a 10% late night charge after midnight however
  • They’re called toilets here, not washroom or bathroom. Makes sense, no need to sugarcoat things
  • I’m unsure how I feel about the “typical tourist.” Yes I’m a tourist myself. But I want to do more than just visit a place. I want to immerse myself in it. Speak the language, eat the food, blend in. I don’t see how throwing paint on your face, waving the Irish flag, and acting like a leprechaun at a bar crawl makes you any more Irish. But if you’re having a good time, I guess at the end of the day, you do you. Your happiness is definitely not dictated by my own private condescending notations, that often times can be quite hypocritical in and of themselves
  • If hotels and hostels were the same price, nay, even if hostels were more expensive, I’d still prefer them. The serendipity of meeting and making new friends is part of the essential travel practice. The lobby, bar, kitchen, and game rooms are awesome ways to meet people
  • They say river ____, not river ____. Fox River in Illinois would be pronounced “River Fox” in Ireland
  • If you go to the Aran Islands AND DO NOT rent a bike, you are…how can I put this nicely…the type of human being who orders Chipotle but does not put guac on their burrito. Yes, it’ll cost ya a lil. But it will enhance your life immensely.
  • Tip for Cliffs of Moher: Busses and tour guides typically arrive every two hours. On those two hour marks, old people leave and new people arrive. It is herein that lies the golden opportunity of 15-45mins. SKIP a bus ride. Honestly this should be a no brainer. I could spend a whole day there hiking to both ends, checking out their visitor center, and taking a nap on the edge, yet everyone I meet is only there for 1-2 hours. And I get it, you’re only in Ireland for so long, there is so much cool stuff to see, blah blah. But hear me out…if you skip a bus ride, you get the time it takes for the old people to leave and the new people to get to your spot of isolation. That moment, typically between 15-45mins, is pure bliss to me. NO ONE walking by, NO One in sight, (if you pick the right spots) it’s just you, the seagulls, and the cliffs. As long as you don’t give in to the call of the void, I think it’s an experience worth having.
  • Booking group bus tours to get to a set of destinations in Ireland are honestly quite affordable. I’ve found that if you were to take public transportation to all of the destination, and added in the cost of entry to see the national monuments/castles/cool shit, you are basically only paying a couple extra euro. All of that for an experienced tour guide who drives you around from spot to spot, tells you when to leave, and where to go / what to do? As long as it’s not my Mom, sign me up.
    • Another reason why these group bus tours are fun: you never know who you might meet. In my first bus tour to Castles and the Blarney Stone, I met a group of 9 friends from Atlanta who were just the sweetest humans ever and decided to adopt my hobo ass into their group. Not only did we have a blast hanging out in Dublin the next couple days, but I think there is a chance I’m going to travel with them in the future.
  • Got a job offer from this hostel in Belfast, Northern Ireland to work there if I ever decide to come back. Nice to know that if all else goes wrong, my friend Diego has got my back

Checklist for Europe Travel

So about a month ago I embarked on traveling across Europe for a year. Here is the checklist I used to prep before my departure:

Checklist

  • Visit with family before leaving
  • Reach out to friends to see if anyone wants to meet up abroad
  • Complete taxes
  • Pay any outstanding bills (hospital, friends, etc.)
  • Cancel subscription based services that are not needed
  • Remove outdated data/information on laptop to clear up space, shift over to external harddrive
  • Buy/Test camera
  • Buy/Test backpack
  • Buy/Setup Eurorail pass 
  • Book initial flight oversees (Flight from Chicago → Dublin)
  • Book first 2 days at Hostel (to give some peace of mind when arriving)
  • Call all banks to ensure accounts are not flagged when traveling abroad
  • Ensure passport and license are up to date
  • Ensure vaccination status is up to date
    • Recs for EU Travel: COVID + booster, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, typhoid and rabies
    • Recs for Asia Travel: COVID + booster, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, typhoid, rabies, cholera, yellow fever, and Japanese encephalitis
  • Buy travel insurance – pay about $500 for 6 months through WorldNomads
  • Ensure several checking accounts are setup, favorites listed below:
    • Charles Schwab – no foreign fees, no monthly fees, all insured, reimbursed for all ATM fees  
    • B of A – major bank that works with all the other banks and can fight for the best deals 
    • HSBC – ATMs all around the world, cheaper rates than other banks if you are not using their ATMs 
    • Worth checking nerd wallet for sign up bonuses 
  • Ensure all Credit Cards are up to date:
    • Chase Sapphire Preferred Card 
    • Capital One Venture Rewards Card
    • Discover Card 
  • Update phone plan
    • Switch plan from T-Mobile to Mint Mobile (since I’m not texting / calling abroad, all I wanted was to keep my phone number – which you can do for $15/month indefinitely with Mint through their plan)
    • Buy Airalo Data plan – get 100 GB of data for 180 days throughout +38 countries in Europe (https://www.airalo.com/europe-esim)
  • Pack Clothes 
    • 14 boxers
    • 7 socks
    • 14 shirts
    • 1 pillow case
    • 2 tank tops
    • 1 pair of pants
    • 1 pair of khakis 
    • 2 pairs of shorts
    • 1 pair of swim trunks
    • 2 pairs of shoes (sperrys and sneakers)
    • 1 hoodie
    • 1 jacket
    • 1 beanie, 1 baseball hat
  • Pack Appliances / Other
    • Laptop, electric shaver, kindle, phone charger, portable charger, hard drive, drone, camera and all their respective cords
    • Lock
    • Papers (passport, IDs, etc.)
    • Usual toiletries (toothbruth, toothpaste, nail clippers, towel, chapstick, deodorant, ear drops, eye drops)
    • Sleep care (eye mask, ear plugs)
    • First aid kit (consists of 3 bandaids, ibuprofen, antibiotic cream)
  • Create general budgeting through Excel or Google Spreadsheet to calculate spending costs
    • Categories I included:
      • Up front costs, such as: Insurance, flights, Eurorail pass, etc
      • Average data/phone plan spend (per month)
      • Food (per diem)
      • Hostels / Hotels (per diem)
      • Activities / Entertainment (per week)
      • Average travel / transportation costs (per month)
      • Average subscription costs (Spotify)

sys.exit(“end of checklist”)

I understand that this list is personalized to what I needed, and as quite a unique individual (if I do say so myself), would not work for everyone. But I am still hoping that if you do end up traveling for an extended time, you can use this as a rough skeleton of some of the things to consider.